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  1. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    If say Labour get 310, then it would be a "hung" Parliament. Having said that, Starmer just needs to produce a program of legislation that will not be opposed by the Lib Dems, SNP, and Plaid! Then Labour can go it alone. Going back a few years May made the mistake of an alliance with the DUP instead of producing a program that would not have been opposed by Labour!
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    The Conservative Party should have made a manifesto supported by Corbyns Labour?!

    Come on
     
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  3. ToonArmy1892

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    Prime ministers/presidents are just puppets, they don't hold any power.

    Left, right, centre, it's all the same thing differently packaged.

    Perhaps one for the conspiracy thread but i don't know where it is.

    By the way, the if voting made a difference thing is a mark twain quote.
     
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  4. Nig

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    Churchill was a murdering racist.
    And a Tory cùnt :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  5. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    I said not opposed. Common sense should have ensured this but this has been lacking in Conservatives ranks since Major gave up.the leadership.
     
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  6. G4rdToonArmy

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  7. McGG

    McGG cult leader

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    Man was MP for Dundee for 14 years and yet there's no mention of him around the city as people didn't remember him fondly.
     
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Fixed

    <cheers>
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I don't think I've ever heard a pure jock say he remembered any Englishman fondly to be fair.... the claymore rattling, blue face paint, skirt wearing chaps up the country seem to have a bit of a beef with their superior English masters for some reason. Jocks are a bit like the mackems.....chips, shoulders... shadows..... <whistle>

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  10. McGG

    McGG cult leader

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    Trev, You going to put up with this? <laugh>
     
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  11. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    My manifesto:

    - An education reform that needs to do much more for understaffed sectors, such as NHS, public transport, science, by offering guidance and qualifications.
    - A complete rethink on what healthcare should be, consideration for euthanasia and better systems for very old, very unwell people rather than trying to fix them and send them back to a life of more pain and mysery.
    - Shut the borders for a period of time - perhaps 3 years. Only people aiming to work in a skills-gap area can get in.
    - Revote on EU membership.
    - National ID card, to do literally anything including just getting online. Put a complete end to all the horrors that go on the web,
    - Shut down social media advertising, completely. This fabrication of wealth and that being an "influencer" is a real thing needs to be killed.
    - There are two genders. End of. And website "cookies" can just **** off.
    - Cap on wealth and company profits. Everything over a certain amount goes back into society.
    - Ensure core issues - NHS, Rail, Energy, Eductaion - are NOT party led. There needs to be a complete overhaul of the way government works here and we need to have a cross party core with industry leaders and experts directing policy on central issues, not have Starmer rock up and spew bullshit like "I'll instantly cut waiting times to 18 weeks" with zero proof.
    - Change the working culture to a 4 x 10 hour week, with staggered starts enforced in all sectors, to allow for ease of congestion on the roads, and less pressure on individuals. Nobody should need to work more than 4 days, or for more than 10 hours in a day with breaks. Schools will mirror this system, with 4 days of 7 hours instead.
     
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  12. ToonArmy1892

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  13. McGG

    McGG cult leader

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  14. McGG

    McGG cult leader

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    Can’t believe they take pics of him pissing these days…. I’ll nut even ask what you were doing taking screenshots of Hung at 02:26.

    Fiend <laugh>
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

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    You are.....intense.

    Even if we revote on EU membership, they won't let us back in due to our twattery in leaving in the first place. Plus this definitely wouldn't work with your suggested iron curtain crap about closing the borders for 3 years. You then go all out Kim Jong-Un style dictatorship with shutting down social media advertising and outlawing anyone that doesn't identity in the 2 standard genders. Meanwhile your stuff about website cookies borders on paranoid conspiracy theorist.
     
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  16. McGG

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    2 standard genders????? Since when did cock with a frock become standard? <laugh>
     
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  17. Charlie Dogscock

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  18. Rex Kramer

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    Could have been worse ! He could have been from Sunderland.
     
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  19. Roland Deschain

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    Cookies? I just hate being asked every ****ing time for absolutely zero reason. Typical government stupidity as if they know anything about technology, doesn’t stop data being sold or collected so was just a massive waste of time.

    I’m just sick of government. Worthless and useless. Entire society functions on selfish need for cash. The end.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Jeremy is that you?
     
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