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Gorilla Hands Diving to New Depths

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 25, 2020.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Ffs

     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. Captainpancakes

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    I hate this man ... can you imagine if it fails ..
     
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    Whilst I cannot defend the Saudi Arabian human rights issues there is a little voice in my head that says "if Richard Keys is against them then they can't be that bad".
     
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    haslam, May 25, 2020
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Cant be bothered to listen to him
    He can shove his comments up his arse

    Maybe we should send him a box of Kleenex
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, May 25, 2020
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  6. Captainpancakes

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    he's so childlike.. even gray knows he's being a dick
     
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  7. Leo Billy

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    I saw his pink little face and thought I have better things to do on a bank holiday, wiping my arse for one.
     
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    definitely better <ok>
     
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    ( In the voice of Mrs Doyle from Father Ted) : " Ah would you look at him there with his hairy hands."

    It was hilarious how his face ended up the same colour as his shirt at the end of that inane petulant rant from his blowhole...what a frightful human being!
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Gray used to have prostitutes sent up to his hotel room while staying in Newcastle.
     
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    Gray was clearly wondering where the **** this was all coming from, he obviously doesn't get Richard's pure hatred for us.
     
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    Welshie, May 25, 2020
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    Andy Gray looks uncomfortable. It's clear what Keys motivation is. He will lose his job at BEin once the Saudi's snap up the TV rights.
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, May 26, 2020
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    Keys pretending he suddenly has a conscious.
     
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    Quite apt that he was wearing a pink shirt, made him look even more like a squealing little pig who's just about to be culled. I'm sure he could get a job in a circus with those ****ing monkey gloves like. Roll up Roll up come and see the man with the hairyist hands in the world!

    Andy Gray seemed quite puzzled by the outburst like. Yes Richard there is a reason why the Premier League have not come out and said it's off, it's because

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    Andy Gray knows it, Keys knows it he just doesn't want to accept it. The bloke is absolute scum !
     
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    cronemeister, May 26, 2020
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