Goufrran Facts

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Our French goal machine is so god like right now I've been doing some research into this legend.
Here are a few facts I've uncovered thus far........


Did you know... Chuck Norris wears Gouffran PJ's to bed?


Gouffran was in all 7 Star Wars movies... as the force.

 

Gouffran cannot ever have a heart attack.
His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.

 

Gouffran is the only person on earth who can delete the recycling bin.

 

Did you know, the reason our hard man Tiote isn't playing is because Gouffran mentioned casually to him that he'd like a little more game time in our midfield this year...... Apparently Tiote was last seen hitchhiking (with Peter Odemwinge) in the Ural mountains.

 

Did you know that Gouffran had a bet with Rafa that he could get Jesus and Mohammed to play for the Toon in return for some game time.

 

Did you know that Gouffran recently said that he thinks threads like this are ****e!

 

If you lift up China you'd see the words made by gouffran printed on the bottom

 

If you lift up Albert's shirt you see the words "had by Gouffran" on the bottom.

 

Did you know Gouffran was an anagram of 'u rang off' which is what happened when he called Deschamps about a place in the French teeam.

 

Gouffran doesn't do tea-bagging. He does potato-sacking.

Time waits for no man. Unless its Gouffran.

Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Gouffran's warm-up exercises.

Jesus could walk on water. Gouffran can swim on land.

Gouffran once visited the Virgin Islands. They're now just Islands.

Gouffran CAN touch this.

Gouffran can win Connect Four in three moves.

How many keep-ups can Gouffran do? All of them. Period.

 

Gouffran doesn't have blood in his veins - he has muesli!