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    I work with a Chinese guy called Kim and one time at a works function, we were having a drink and I said to him "Do you ever get fed up of us Westerners saying that all Chinese people look the same"?
    He replied "Kim's at the bar getting drinks, I'm his wife"
     
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    • What's the difference between PMT and BSE?

    • One attacks the cow's brain and sends it fcuking mental, and the other is some kind of agricultural problem.
     
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    During one of our lessons I asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
    "My Dad runs the fire station. He's the station officer." Said Simon.
    "Very good Simon. Anyone else?"
    "My Dad runs the local supermarket. He's the store manager" Said David.
    "Very Good David. Anyone else?"
    "My Dad runs the local prison," piped up Billy.
    "Excellent Billy. Is he the prison governor?" I asked.
    "No Sir, he's just the hardest b*stard in there!!..
     
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    I'm joining the drone party, they stopped more immigration in one day than Labour or the Tories have done in 100 years......
     
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    The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
    "What happened ?" she asks anxiously.
    "What happened!!
    I'll tell you what happened. I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ?
    Yes, your daughter, my Jean, with a naked guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
    "Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I 'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
    Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
    "I told you there must be a simple explanation .....she didn't receive your email”
     
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