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    After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on the Men's recreational preferences:
    1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball
    2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
    3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
    4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
    5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
    6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.
    Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become
     
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    Someone shouted BNAG at me in the street!

    That's bang out of order....
     
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    My wife sent me a text last week:

    'When you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you'

    So far I have accumulated 94 hours overtime.....
     
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    Bit strange.

    A shop that sells prosthetic limbs was raided by an unarmed gang.
     
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    I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex"

    She replied "At least we know it'll be quick"
     
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