Off Topic Hobbies

Yeah I'm only ****ing about fella. Love a bit of night sky too, new moon tonight and clear as a bell down here, so it's a wonderful night sky.

 

I like making up fictitious back stories to other posters on this site whilst masturbating furiously.

And historical literature.

 

My hobbies include playing in a rock band, mentalism, photography, cosmology, and horror movies.

 

I was winding you up too btw, FFS carries a lot of weight around here..

Enjoy your night bud, you could never ever upset me, think the world of ya in such a short space, your ethics are sound..

 

You can't half tell you support Newcastle..

It's all a bit Cardew that statement..

 

Mentalism, love it

 

Favourite horror movie?

 

Arsenal 4-2 Spurs

 

Trying to cut down my time on my phone after getting tendonitis in my fingers.

My hobbies are pretty boring. I keep fish, kayak, hike, and post photoshops of people in wizard outfits.

 

I'll take that as a compliment but I'm pretty sure it's not!

I thought Cardew was decent on the Newcastle board but OTT when he posted on the Sunderland one. If you want to wum you need to pitch your comments to wind up enough people, he was always a bit too heavy-handed I found! Created some interesting conversations though - he still around? I can't say I've noticed him for a long time.

 

Constantly mentioning HIAG isn't a hobby mate, it's an obsession

 

Welcome back you nutty ****er..

 

Doing delivery runs for local Starbucks... It froths better than milk for cappuccinos.

 

Seek medical advice

 

Just use your other hand for ****ing mate. Or sit on it for 10 mins and make it go numb, so it makes it feel like you're getting a hand job

 

He's long gone mate, went to watch the high tide at North Shields and not been seen since..shame, he made a bloody good daisy chain..

 

Rabies as a sexual transmitted disease.

 

Bring on the abuse, but I've always liked colouring. Find it really relaxing, just enough concentration needed to keep within the lines, but simple enough to get engrossed and forget about other ****!!

 

Milk is the sort of poster that forums need, I love lunacy and bottom like comedy, this lad has it all..

 

I need both hands. One to do the deed and the other to hold the coffee cup.