It seems Iran after throwing a couple of weak looking missiles at US bases have shat it and stood down. Fannies That's just inviting Trump to slap them some more.
"Meanwhile, deputy leadership candidate Rosena Allin-Khan suggested that if elected she would like to create a Ministry of Fabulosity and have politicians settle their arguments through a dance-off. “The Ministry of Fabulosity is a real ministry,” Dr Allin-Khan told ITV’s Acting Prime Minister podcast. “It will have to be dominated by fabulous MPs and come out with fabulous policies to shape the country. “Some serious ones, but some lighter, more entertaining ones about how we see ourselves and some of the things we can do as a nation to put a swing in our step.” https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...y-corbyn-labour-party-leader-mp-a9274291.html
The north votes to ditch England and join the Scots. “We, the people of the north, demand that in the event that Scotland becomes independent the border between England and the New Scotland be drawn along a line that runs between the River Dee and the mouth of The Humber.” As long wee jimmy sturgeon stays in Westminster, I'm in. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/new...rIGa14Rm_D7GfAArMtdZp_5hYkSqHIqCeQKLWuGk3585Q
I'll be okay, I love shortbread and it's difficult to understand what I'm saying when I'm pissed. Anyway, I don't think we're shipping out, we're just going to move the border down and leave the brummies to the mercy of them southern types.