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Off Topic I’m annoyed and here’s why

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 12, 2018.

  1. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    He didn't play that through to the end did he <laugh>
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    **** knows, if he did that to me, I'd be round with that drill and ****ing drill a hole in his water tank. That would give him something to be annoyed about.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    What if they are in bed metaphorically?
     
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  4. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    <doh>.
     
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  5. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    He wasn’t.
     
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  6. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    He could’ve went outside and see my curtains were closed.
     
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  7. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    They probably don’t appreciate you shouting “**** prick ****” through the wall at 6pm every Sunday either.

    I know you won’t see this as you have me on ignore but your general happiness will improve an awful lot if you just get out the house and do some exercise. Get into the gym and you’ll probably meet a slag.
     
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  8. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    People close their curtains for reasons other than sleep.

    Their beef curtains particularly.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Is that a secret signal?
     
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  10. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    You're just being silly now Matth.

    Seriously.
     
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  11. DerekTheMole

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    It wont be the only massive helmet in his bedroom.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Normal society conducts itself between Monday and Friday during daylight hours.
     
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  13. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Sounds like he was doing you a favour and preventing you from being lazy.
     
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  14. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Nightmare neighbours like matth usually end up getting asbo'd or evicted by their local council, his neighbours are entitled to modernise/refurbish their home and the builders had the decency to wait until a reasonable(9 am)before starting their noisy work.
    No doubt you make lots of noise on a regular basis and they tolerate it, grow the **** up you layabout and be thankful you have a nice house to look at next door as you walk up your path.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

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    I have a cunning plan ... go round and bang on his door in your Nightie ... that will really make him think about what he has done <ok>
     
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  17. Number 1 Jasper

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    You spoilt my fun .

    I was going to say to math , that if he did get a crash helmet , make directly manufacturer was BELL .
     
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  18. Number 1 Jasper

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    Grow up you selfish fool .
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It sounds to me like they'll be putting scaffolding up soon mate so you might want to clean your room and wash that nasty sock you've been using.
     
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

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    Precisely . Math could have been knocking out out to the sound of Billy Idol Singing white wedding , for example .
     
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