I feel dirty

one of the lads at work has a spare ticket for the game tomorrow, it’s already bought and paid for, my boycott is off for one night only.

**** off Allam’s

 

Just buy me a ticket and then I won't be paying either

 

Don't buy anything in the ground, use as much toilet roll as you can, paper towels, sugar and milk from the concourses , with a bit of application you'll bring them down ...

 

Don’t steal the forks. They are ****. If you jab them in a pie and leave them a few seconds the prongs all bend and twist. It’s their way of saying fork off Allams.

 

That’s why I take my own cutlery in, or at very least a Leatherman

 

Don't look at yourself in the mirrors that have been installed in the toilets. That'll teach 'em.

 

I didn't think you used your special name for @askewshair in public!

 

My boycott is still ongoing although the wife has a membership on direct debit and never goes, it would be a shame to waste it

 

Remember to wash your hands otherwise you'll be slagged off on social media.

 

I also thought this thread was about that bloke who claimed he hasn't washed his hands for 10 years. How did he wash the rest of his body without using his hands?

 

I assumed he had a long tongue and lots of flexibility

 

Maybe he has some very good friends?

 

Or had his hands amputated...

 

No reason to feel dirty. They're not making any money at this point anyway. It's just a matter of how much the club continues to lose under their ownership.

I've been to a few games this season. It's miles better than when I stopped going a few years back. I think because everyone in the ground knows we're a bit ****ed and there's no disagreement about it. When we were in the PL a lot of people were still of the mind that the on pitch success should mean that the Allams could do what they want, and that led to the booing of other fans singing and protesting and a really **** feeling in the ground. Now I think everyone knows it's best if they go as soon as possible and in the meantime we just try to enjoy what we can.

 

Ooh reminds me of the old joke.

I went in the toilets in cheese and there was a man in there with crippled up hands, nearly into clawsthey were. Struggling to get his buttons on his jeans undone. He looked at me despairingly and as there was no one in there I thought ok I'll be a god Samaritan and help out.
After u doing the buttons he again looked at me with pity in his eyes...
Sod it i thought reached in and took his cock out and let him have a piss before putting it away again and buttoning him up again.
As we walked out with me feeling like a Good Samaritan he turned round and said thanks for that I didn't think this nail varnish was ever going to dry

 

Wasn't he in the Village People?