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Off Topic I Have Nothing For Sale!

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2016.

  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Nothing to see here, move along
     
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  2. Didley Squat

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    Seinfield will go you for plagiarism!
    Their show is about nothing ..... now we have a thread about nothing!
     
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of nothing, l've just been handed nothing from a local dealer.
    He says its top stuff, 100% full of squat.
    I can only make this available to the first five members.

    What's it worth folks?
     
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  4. Wherever

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    I offer the absence of anything take it or leave it
     
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  5. San Diego

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    I came here for nothing and now you're asking me to leave :huh:
     
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  6. San Diego

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    Now I'm not supposed to be saying this, but I probably supplied that dealer.
    Can't see any reason why I should give you nothing to get it back.
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

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    Honestly, you lot are arguing about nothing.

    You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
     
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  8. San Diego

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    Nothing to be ashamed of here, mate <ok>
     
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  9. Wooperts_duck

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    I have nothing more to say, and nothing to sell at the moment.

    Awaiting delivery some time tomorrow, or the day after that.
     
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  10. littleDinosaurLuke

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  11. kiwiqpr

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    I love to talk about nothing, it's the only thing I know anything about
    Oscar Wilde
     
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  13. Wooperts_duck

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    That Oscar Wilde knows nothing about nothing. What a show off. Makes me sick. He was never a good singer like his daughter Kim, that's for sure.
     
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  14. San Diego

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    Why are you waiting for a delivery if you've already got nothing to offer?
     
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    It's only a matter of time before it shows up though. You can have first pick.
     
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  16. San Diego

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    Thanks mate <cheers>
    The first empty truck that comes in I'll buy the entire contents.
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Too late, I have nothing
     
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  19. Wooperts_duck

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    It's arrived SD, so you'd better get the empty truck over here sharpish. I can't hang on to it for too long, as another load is due tomorrow, and I'm shipping that out to kiwi, as he was so upset that he missed out on the first load. Can't say fairer than that !
     
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  20. San Diego

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    Nice one.
    I'll send nobody round right now to pick it up.
     
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