I'm Back!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Nov 9, 2019.

  1. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Box Office

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    ...and I'm better than ever.

    You lads have missed me. You even had Stan dress up as a HIAG sock, to try to bring a modicum of comfort.

    I understand.

    But your star is back, and I promise that I will be as funny as ever before.

    Please use this thread to tell me (and everyone else) what you missed most about me.

    It goes without saying that I want to keep wumming away from this thread.
     
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  2. Bodinki

    Bodinki I pity the fool who virtue signals!
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  3. PISKIE

    PISKIE rock spotter
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    Nice flounce Partridge <ok>
     
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  4. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Box Office

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    No flounce.

    No partridge.

    Just box office.

    You must be fuming, mate?
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Leader of Team Rocket
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    Quality avatar brah!

    Whas this fool Hiag talkin' bout nah?

    I don remember none of dat.

    He's just a crazy man, seeing things that ain't there!
     
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  6. PISKIE

    PISKIE rock spotter
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    Why would I be fuming ?

    Everybody knows you were in control at all times and only pretended to flounce off as a well thought out wind up.

    You and your lad probably devised this stunt a long time ago.
     
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  7. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Box Office

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    That's true.

    There was no flounce. You wishing that, doesn't make it true.

    I wind you up all the time. I'm winding you up right now.

    I don't even have to be here to wind you up. The mere knowledge that I am alive in the world and observing the unfolding debacle at AFC is enough to set you off in a rage.

    No, nothing of that nature was required, this time.
     
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  8. PISKIE

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    You’re right mate. It’s amazing how convincing you make these flounce offs look.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Leader of Team Rocket
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    Anyone watching Forest v Derby? A red card looks likely at some point.
     
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  10. Tobes

    Tobes Usual bland and inoffenSive title
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    You did flounce mate, don’t lie to fellow forum members, it’s very unbecoming.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Oh great.
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief A Northern Soul
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    Where have you been?
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Tbh the sock was funnier than the real thing...
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    In Pochettino’s laundry basket.
     
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  15. Sweats.

    Sweats. Top Chef
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    Not the trickiest of things to achieve though.
     
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  16. brb

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    @Hoddle Is A God PM'd me and @Tobes and asked if we would play along with a wum. He said it would be great fun lads if you changed my tag to Partridge.... Me and Tobes knew the reason he wanted to us to do this was because he wanted to see if you lads, would do a come back hiag begging thread, as he mis-used our kind hearted gesture to oblige in the change. Well you guise never and Hiag once again fell flat on his face <ok>

    Either that or I'm lying and @Tobes stitched him up a goodun <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    I will let you guise decide which story is true <ok>
     
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  17. Bodinki

    Bodinki I pity the fool who virtue signals!
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  18. Blueman

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    Welcome back Omelette.
     
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  19. Hoddle is a god

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    I did say "no wumming," mate.
     
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  20. Hoddle is a god

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    Kicking back on the Spurs board, engaging in some proper footy talk.
     
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