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****ing. How many times a day?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Schlem Boogerman, Jun 24, 2022.

  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I knock one out every day.
    Helps with my wellbeing.
     
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    <laugh>

    Almost as good as the pegging thread <rofl>
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    Pre season thread rating of 3/10

    prolly a 1 maybe a 2 doubt it tho
     
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    One in a morning before I get out of bed.
    One when I get home from work before I get in the shower.
    This is a standard day. If I have the house to myself I can easily knock out 7/8 per day.
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I can manage it on the way to and from work on the train n' all. Like the guy out of American Pie when a fit gal walks by... no effort required. You can imagine the strike has really affected my ****life.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Couple a week

    I keep her busy with it mainly tbh
     
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  8. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Spit or swallow?
    I have a teabagging thing.
    Hoy my rancid hairy bollox in some fit birds gob and shooting up her nose.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Swallow.

    Its offensive they spit imo
     
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I used to have a nose thing. Shoot my load up nostrils! **** knows.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Probs just instinct to aim for a hole init.
     
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    Not sure that sort of thing is allowed anymore mind, in these enlightened days.

    You know, women's football and that.

    Splatting on a birds tits (or chin if you happen to miss) is now frowned upon, ask the BBC.
     
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  13. Schlem Boogerman

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    Big black cock?
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Knocked out 2 today.
    Botman and Ekitike.
    One each :afro:
     
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  15. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Just knocked one out to Letitia Deans trotters on Wikifeet <cool>
     
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  16. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    ‘Don’t get it in my eyes!’

    Yeah like I have that sort of control or accuracy of my soldiers.
    And tbf, she defo wouldn’t get any in her eyes if she just stayed asleep.
    So it’s her fault really.
     
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  17. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Are you ****in mental?
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    As in ITV, incredibly tiny vagina.
     
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