Elfs is one of a new breed of covert moderators. No stripes, no stars. Just resourcefulness, low cunning (the best kind) and a mastery of the double-bluff.
I think we can all agree that Elf is low on cunning.... unless you meant that as a 'double entendre' Lardi?
No need for the Viagra tonight @baraettmattesvensson Check out the Cringe Takeover thread on CL - Fanny is pretending to be a character from 50 Shades Of (Very) Grey
At this time of great boredom in the life of all Charlton fans, & with prolific poster @ForestHillBilly wearing his string vest on a beach in the Algarve, let’s be nice to “Legs” #GodBlessYouLegs
Stuffed lamb with yoghurt You can’t beat cosmopolitan London @SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious
I did but it was a late start due to the train cancellations at Bromley South. Never mind, I'll stay open a bit later to compensate.
Just to let everyone know that Elfs absence from this site today is not due to a rush at the charity shop, or a cold call from a GILF. It’s due to “hurt feelings” He sometimes feels that his role as this sites No.1 creative talent are not fully appreciated in certain quarters #ComeBackLegs