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Is Almiron fast

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  1. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    Miguel Almiron is ninth on 35.19kmh, with Fulham's Harry Wilson the last to make the top 10 with a speed of 34.98kmh.30 Mar 2023

    Previous 'recorded' Miguel Almiron – 36.3 km/h

    I've concluded he's most definitely one of the fastest players in the Premier league.
     
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    Captainpancakes, May 23, 2023
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    He’s rapid.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, May 23, 2023
  3. Charlie Dogscock

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    Apparently Antony Gordon is speedy gonzalez, but we haven't seen it yet.
     
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  4. ToonArmy1892

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    Not as fast as Mike Ashley to his dinner plate.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    He was just too quick for you to see.
     
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  6. Prince Isak (GG)

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    What’s the top ten?
     
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  7. Captainpancakes

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    Depends which season.... but anything in the 36 range is as fast as it gets really
     
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    I've concluded all the sites are talking ****e. Especially the American one I seen which stated Lille Centre Half Sven Botman was the fastest soccer player in Europe <laugh>
     
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    Hamish McMagdad, May 24, 2023
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    He runs almost as fast as you change your opinion.
     
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    JakartaToon, May 24, 2023
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    I change my views on fluid situations which is always wise
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    You mean alcohol affects your view?

    :bandit:
     
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    So essentially you are full of (liquid) **** and it causes you to change your views a lot
     
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    JakartaToon, May 24, 2023
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  13. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    Winston Churchill
    "A person that has never changed their mind will never change anything "
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Chippy doesn't even change his clothes.
     
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    Changing socks though
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, May 24, 2023
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    "We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight... what's that? They want to take me to Nando's? Oh, OK, sure, sounds good."
     
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  18. Captainpancakes

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    We shall buy loads of class players and win the champions league
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    That should have been:

    "We will sell all our best players and get relega... oh wait, no, we shall buy loads of class players and win the champions league"
     
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    Obi Wan, May 24, 2023
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    All I can say is that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me
     
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