Luv raised an interesting point in a previous thread. Is Suarez better than Jesus? Let's have a look at the facts shall we... Suarez has in fact scored more goals than Jesus this season and has done so recurrently for the past 10 seasons. Suarez has bitten more people than Jesus, based on evidence collected through biblegateway.com. Suarez has upset more people worldwide than Jesus has managed to. Although it is a fine margin. Suarez may or may not have walked on water, reportedly matching Jesus' record. Jesus' career was limited to short spells in Israel, Suarez has travelled from Uruguay to Holland to England. I think we can all agree that this list has proved Suarez is better than Jesus in every single way. This will lead on to my next thread: Should Suarez be the new pope?
I'm waiting until he posts the "Paul Scholes secret Liverpool fan?" thread before deciding on a final figure.
Silly to try and compare them as they play in different positions. Suarez scores goals and Jesus saves. Jesus's tactics as keeper were quite bad though... he insisted on casting a wide net and would die on a cross.
Hold on... we're not talking about Suso are we? " Jesús JoaquÃn Fernández Sáez de la Torre". Or his fuller full name " Jesús JoaquÃn Djimi Igor Ian Rush Biscan Traore de la Cruz Martinez Fluffy There was something in the air that night Fernández Mamma mia Chicitita Abba Sáez de la Torre
Incidentally since this appears to be the right place for this. Better be good to Red Heads. God is a hairy ginger. According to bible Jacob (who looked at face of God tells Esau that looking at him, he looks like God). Esau was an excessively hairy ginger... so by extension God must be a ginger too.
