Is there any Club

In World football that is more classless than Chelsea?

- Money laundering scheme
- Players shagging each other's wives
- Players snorting coke in the changing rooms
- Throwing black people off trains
- Boasting about being racists
- Players picking and choosing when they turn up in order to get managers sacked.
- Players refusing to be subbed and proving that player power rules
- Owner paying people off to keep quiet about child sex claims
- Manager abusing medical team
- Coaching staff shagging minors
- Players shooting at the Police and reserve team players
- Stole Bertrand from Brb's Club
- Illegal tapping up of Under 18 talent...29 in total...2 window transfer ban
- Accepting people like Skiddy as a supporter
- Most celebrated player(JT) in the club's history taunting fellow professionals with racist remarks
- Current Left Back, Marcos Alonso, convicted Murderer
- Players mock members of the public with 9/11 taunts
- White v Blacks Training matches organised by Nonce Rix
- Managers ignoring UEFA bans and later admitting it in book
- Groundsman assaulting Patrice Evra because he is black
- Eden Hazard savagely assaulting innocent ball boy
- Sacked their most successful manager ever, twice!
- Fans booed the manager who won them the Europa League and got them CL in a season they finished 5th
- Star striker Oliver Giroud stopped 4 times fir traffic offences since joining Chelsea...banned and licence revoked
- Midfielder Danny Drinkwater charged with drink driving
- Chelsea fans caught making racist remarks towards Mo Salah and subsequently banned from Football


If I've forgotten any please mention and I will update the OP

Thanks in advance

 

John Terry and Wayne Bridge affair

 

OP updated

 

Bosnich and Mutu sacked for sniffing coke.

 

Lampard caught giving Terry a **** in some Spanish toilets.

 

Terry being paid to give tours.

Terry parking in disabled bays.

Hissing at Spurs fans.

Child-trafficking.

 

The Holocaust, Chelsea did that right?

 

Yeah and they originally called it the Lolocaust.

 

Didn't they also do something in the US with some planes and towers?
Not to mention that bomb they dropped on Japan. #****z

 

Yeah something about Lampard abusing American tourists at the airport just after 9/11 or something.

And the Ugandan genocide. That was Frank Sinclair and Dan Petrescu I believe.

 

They should get a 3 point deduction at least.

 

Ashley Cole shooting kids.

 

Dennis Wise.

 

JT Full Kit ****er

Jose shouting at the physio for doing her job

 

You forgot one bro

The Roman Abramovich hush money to pay off child sex claims against the club (get it added to the list!)...

Evidence...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/03/chelsea-apologise-striker-gary-johnson-abuse/

They are even referenced to the Catholic Church in the cover up

Quote;

''The demand for the gagging clause has been roundly condemned by child sex abuse campaigners, while lawyers said the clause was extremely rare and last used regularly by the Catholic Church to cover up abuse in the 1990s.''

.....

Now some will argue that these alleged offences took place in the 70's - although Roman Abromovich who would have been a mere child himself back then, was by his closest advisors authorised to pay the hush money. (see above link)

Chelsea's statement at the time available here...https://www.telegraph.co.uk/footbal...vestigation-historical-sex-abuse-allegations/

"The club has also contacted the FA to ensure that all possible assistance is provided as part of their wider investigation. This will include providing the FA with any relevant information arising out of the club's investigation.''

"The FA has commissioned a dedicated NSPCC helpline for adults who were victims of sexual abuse in childhood within the football industry. The helpline is available 24 hours a day on 0800 023 2642.''

"While the club's investigation is ongoing, we will make no further comment on this matter."

 

Jesus barbs, everyone has having some fun with some bants and you go full sisu on this thread.

Diego costa rolling around on the floor

 

Just get it on the list, we don't do cover up's on 606

 

Helped with the novichok poisonings

 

Bro next time you want to derail a thread I suggest you **** off and derail a different one

 

OP updated