Boris Johnson’s generalisations about the burqa are inaccurate. These women are not “letterboxes” or “bank robbers” & if he were to bother to sit down with a Muslim he’d see that under that garment there is a human being inside who despises the west & wants homosexuals dead.
To prevent the spread of Bird Flu the Irish government today announced an immediate ban on all Hen Parties!!..
Breaking news: Due to a clerical error it turns out that Mike Ashley has actually spent £90 million on an apartment in Seattle. He's bought the house of Frasier
Just been stopped by the police. He said where were you between 7 and 11? I said junior school, where were you ?
On the menu I saw something called Golden Soup. I called the waitress over and asked why it was called Golden Soup. She said it was because there were 24 carrots in it....