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    My mate said “I don’t understand cloning”
    I said “That makes two of us.....” <laugh>
     
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    I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting.'
     
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    Just spent £300 on a Limo and discovered the fee doesnt include a driver.

    I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
     
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    I’ll tell you what’s unnatural in the eyes of God.

    Contact lenses.
     
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    Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
     
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