Off Topic Jamie Carragher spits at a 14 year old girl

Oh I dunno

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I get just the right amount of laughs that I'm aiming for... no more ... no less .....thank you very much

 

Not sure who out-****ed who.

Carragher for spitting or the geezer driving for getting his young daughter spat on.

 

Set you sights low - very low, and you won’t be disappointed.

 

I do ... thanks for fulfilling my expectations

 

Once a dirty filthy scouse ****,always a dirty filthy scouse ****.

 

By the neck?

 

Car - rage - her

 

Will the dad also get points and a fine?

 

Monster of a band

 

Great live band too. Corey's as good live as in the studio.

 

That's ****ing weird. I was just watching some off his solo stuff.

 

From this gig by any chance?

 

It was this

 

ARE you a professional footballer who’d like to try not being a total arsehole for once? Simply follow the advice below.

Spitting on people is generally considered a ‘faux pas’, whether at dinner parties or at work. Try to break the habit by asking yourself, “Do I really need to gob on this linesman/supporter/teenage girl?”


If a fan politely asks for your autograph, try just scribbling it down quickly instead of shouting “****ing get out of my ****ing face!” and running them over with your Range Rover.

If a GCSE-age girl texts you saying “Ur a legend! Biggest fan eva! Lisa x” that is not the same as “Send me a picture of your cock post haste!”.

Sometimes having lots of expensive possessions makes you look like an arrogant twat rather than classy and posh. Show restraint and don’t buy more than 15 gold Bentleys.

Appearing in gangster movies by your dreadful showbiz mates is pretend and you are not a real gangland hardman. If you don’t believe us, try antagonising some Turkish heroin dealers and see what happens.

Delight your wife by having regular ‘date nights’ where you don’t go to a nightclub and shag a glamour model or hard-nosed prostitute who’ll end up mocking your penis on Celebrity Big Brother.

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