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    An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink.
    The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong.
    "I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop having sex with his wife."
    "So stop," the barkeep said.
    "I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill.
    "The prick didn't sign his name!"
     
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    Welsh bobsleigh team in training ….

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    As a kid did you knock on people's doors and run away before they could answer?
    Well good news Australia post is hiring.
     
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