Sex therapists say the most effective way a woman can arouse a man is to spend ten minutes licking his ears... Personally I think it's bollocks!
I woke up this morning in a sweat, and started singing 'Baby Baby' and 'This Is The Rhythm Of The Night'. I think I've got the Corona Virus!
A bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and fries please." "Certainly sir," I said. "Eating in or take out?" "**** off you prick!" he said as he walked off with his food... I love working in the prison canteen!
My missus said to me, "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table." As we climbed into bed that evening, I said to her, "Excuse me my dear but, could you please pass me the fanny?"