WEMBLEY TICKETS.... England v Scotland Friday 18th June 2021 Kick Off 8pm One of mates has two tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at Reading Registry Office, at 2.30pm. The bride's name is Moira, she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
Just heard Joe Biden has visited Christian Eriksen in hospital. "He has managed to string some words together now, so that is promising" said Eriksen
I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a harp. My friend said what are you? I said I’m a harp. He said your outfit’s too short to be a harp. I said are you calling me a lyre?