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    WEMBLEY TICKETS....
    England v Scotland
    Friday 18th June 2021
    Kick Off 8pm

    One of mates has two tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

    It's at Reading Registry Office, at 2.30pm. The bride's name is Moira, she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
     
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    Just heard Joe Biden has visited Christian Eriksen in hospital.

    "He has managed to string some words together now, so that is promising" said Eriksen
     
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    I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a harp. My friend said what are you? I said I’m a harp.

    He said your outfit’s too short to be a harp. I said are you calling me a lyre?
     
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    Old fashioned remedy for colds and sore throats - I want some !!!!!

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    Did you know the bloke who named the umbrella meant to call it brella

    But he hesitated
     
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