Played chess with a mate the other night and he said lets make this intetesting. So we stopped playing
My wife wore a lovely slinky dress when we went out the other night. She looked great coming downstairs
My wife was so ill and no doctors could help her so we followed an old medical remedy covered her in lard ... she went downhill fast.
I saw a video of an execution of a death row inmste on line and it really made me think. Is there nothing on the internet that I won't bang one out to?
Right let's test the water... What do you call a girl getting ****ed by 4 asain men in Rochdale? A victim.
You've just changed this from bad jokes to sick jokes What's worse than finding a toenail in your soup? Rape.
The neighbour’s dog shat in our garden, so my wife told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence. I don’t see what that solved, now we’ve got dog **** in our garden and the neighbours have our shovel.