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    I notice every week when Leeds play
     
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    boy we have some sharp comedians at Leeds:D
     
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    A Scouser says to his mate, '****ing hell la dis yous here about dat robbery at der supermarket dis morning '......Asda?...no yous divvy Tesco
     
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    Yes I know an old one but hey ho - look forward to seeing you all at Cardiff next season<whistle>

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    Representatives of LUFC <grr>
     
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    A class was given homework to find out something exciting and tell the class the next day.
    When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy that the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class.
    He picked up a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
    Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.
    "It's a 'period'" he replied.
    "I can see that" said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about a 'period' ?"
    "Darned if I know" said the boy 'but yesterday my sister was missing one, Mum fainted, Dad had a heart attack,
    and the boy next door joined the Army !"
     
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