I met a girl in a nightclub and went back to hers for the night. Things got a bit hot and heavy when she whispered to me "Put a finger in me" which of course i promptly did. She then said "put another finger in me" so i compiled again. A short time later she whispered "try your hold hand" and i thought "ok. nothing ventured nothing gained" Then she said, "now your other hand as well". I thought this girl really knows what she wants. 30 secs later she said "Now clap" to which i replied "I can't" She looked at me and said "tight aren't i"
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First woman on the moon, "Houston, we have a problem." "What?" "Never Mind." "What's the problem?" "Nothing." "Please tell us." "You know what the problem is."
I seem to be the only on here with an understanding wife who works with me in a partnership based on mutual respect.
Or maybe I'm the only whose wife is looking over my shoulder as I read this thread. She's gone now, as you were.