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I accidentally ate some invisible ink
I’m now in the hospital waiting to be seen

 

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found
Traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
Their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American
Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their
Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".

One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be British, don't it!

 

There's mortar that one than meets the eye!

 

That's funny but a

Thats funny but could be a Hanging offence

 

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Or Liverpool played York away that year.

 

Another owldy . . . .

The Lone Ranger was captured by Indians.
The Chief said, "So you're the Lone Ranger. You will be sacrificed in 3 days, but before we kill you I grant you 3 requests.
The Lone Ranger said, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nodded and Silver was brought to the Lone Ranger who whispered in its ear and the horse ran off.
That night, Silver returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. As the Indian Chief watched, the blonde entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night. The next morning the Indian Chief said, "You have a very loyal horse, but we will still kill you in 2 days. What is your 2nd request?"
The Lone Ranger again asked to speak to his horse and again whispered in its ear. As before, Silver took off and later returned with a sexy brunette who entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night.
The next morning the Chief said: "You are indeed a man of many talents but we will still kill you tomorrow. What is your LAST request?"
The Lone Ranger said, "I'd like to speak to my horse one more time." The Chief agreed and Silver was brought to him.
Once alone, The Lone Ranger grabbed Silver by both ears and said, "Listen very carefully!
FOR...THE...
LAST...TIME..
"BRING POSSE"

 

Schrodinger's cat carrier . . . .

 

Meghan Markle, the only American girl never to have watched a Disney film.