Just been round for a drink with my boss and he told me about a dinner he had, in Monaco, with Baron Rothschild. The Baron was explaining how he became so rich. "I took out an apple at school and a classmate begged me for a bite so I sold it to him for twice its value. The next day I smuggled in two apples and sold them both quite easily ... ... this carried on until my uncle died and left me £30 million, I f**ked off the apples and left school the same afternoon."
I spent a very tiring year working on an arable farm ... ... quite a harrowing experience to be honest.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so I scuffed the alloys and ignored her for no reason
Me : Can I drink alcohol on this medication? Dr: Well one drink is going to feel like 4. Me: So I’m saving money…?