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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    I bet that he couldn't do that again <applause>
     
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    Genie: "What's your first wish ?"

    Steve: "I wish that I was rich."

    Genie: "What's your second wish,
    Rich ?"
     
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    Breaking News....
    Devon and Cornwall have cancelled their planned joint '60s & '70s retro music festival after a row about whether to put The Jam or Cream on first.
     
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    Finally found the way to drive the missus wild by using my tongue.
    “ You’ve put a lot of fat on”. I said
     
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    The two idiots who cut down the Sycamore Gap tree are at Newcastle Crown Court ...

    ... apparently they're both from Felling <doh>
     
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    Potholes are getting worse in Sunderland :emoticon-0112-wonde

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    Bit strange.
    A shop that sells prosthetic limbs was raided by an unarmed gang.
     
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    My wife sent me a text last week:
    'When you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you'
    So far I have accumulated 94 hours overtime
     
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    Just booked an eye test at Boots, I decided to book the earlier one and keep the next person hanging around <laugh>

    Thursday 23rd May (2 available)
    Afternoon
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    2:30 PM

    Your appointment includes a number of essential eye health checks.

    We recommend that you allow around 45 minutes for your visit.
     
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