Genie: "What's your first wish ?" Steve: "I wish that I was rich." Genie: "What's your second wish, Rich ?"
Breaking News.... Devon and Cornwall have cancelled their planned joint '60s & '70s retro music festival after a row about whether to put The Jam or Cream on first.
Finally found the way to drive the missus wild by using my tongue. “ You’ve put a lot of fat on”. I said
The two idiots who cut down the Sycamore Gap tree are at Newcastle Crown Court ... ... apparently they're both from Felling
My wife sent me a text last week: 'When you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you' So far I have accumulated 94 hours overtime
Just booked an eye test at Boots, I decided to book the earlier one and keep the next person hanging around Thursday 23rd May (2 available) Afternoon 2:00 PM 2:30 PM Your appointment includes a number of essential eye health checks. We recommend that you allow around 45 minutes for your visit.