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  1. spirit of 73

    spirit of 73 Well-Known Member

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    spirit of 73, May 1, 2021
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    None of this “is it a turnip or a swede?” bollocks with this one, it’s actually got bollocks!

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    Gil T Azell, May 2, 2021
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    Teacher: "Simon, can you spell your name backwards?"

    Simon: "Nomis."
     
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    Vincemac, May 2, 2021
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    O dear, careful you will lose your Bafta and have your TV show cancelled
     
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

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  11. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Honestly Gordon, near the knuckle comedy has a place - but this - :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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  13. Gordon Armstrong

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    Point taken, marra . . . . changed :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Q. What’s harder than getting a pregnant elephant in a mini ?

    A. Getting an elephant pregnant in a mini.

    ok l’ll get me coat. <doh>
     
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    safc-noggieland, May 2, 2021
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    I just interviewed a bloke for a job. “Can you perform under pressure?” I asked. He replied "No, but I do a great Bohemian Rhapsody".
     
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    My mate who's a builder was climbing down a ladder with a chimney pot on his shoulder.
    I thought he didn't look very well so I said "you don't look well pal I hope it's not covid "
    "I'm coming down with the flue. " Was the reply.
     
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    Three universities were tasked with the job of finding what purpose a man's "policeman's helmet" served during sex.

    Oxford University took six months at a cost of £2million and concluded it was to give pleasure to the male.

    Cambridge University took just over a year, cost £5millon and decided it was to give pleasure to the female.

    Dublin University took five minutes at a cost of fifty cents and decided it stopped your hand from sliding off the end...
     
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    1. What's the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? You can tune a lawn mower.
     
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    1. Do you know the first people in the UK to have double glazing were the Scots?...It was so their bairns couldn't hear the ice cream vans.
     
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