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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I must be the unluckiest person in the world???
    I have just found a wage packet outside Morrisons and the b*stards had 3 days off
     
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  2. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I'm not saying I've got a big c*ck...
    But after shagging the wife last night, I pulled out and I was still in.
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

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  4. Gil T Azell

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Gil T Azell

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    *BREAKING NEWS*
    Sky Sports reporting that Newcastle training session was delayed nearly 2 Hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch. Training was suspended & the Police called. After a complete analysis experts determined that the white substance unknown to the Players was the Goal Line. Training resumed after the Police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this Season.
     
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  10. Gil T Azell

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    Sacrilege.
    I'm not a vindictive person, but I hope you stand on an upturned plug in your bare feet.
    You might think that seems a bit Overkill, but any more and I will be Leaving Here.
    Some people just have No Class.
     
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  13. Gordon Armstrong

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  17. Gil T Azell

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    Did you know that the patron saint of checking if your bread rolls are ready to come out of the oven is St John the Bap Test...?
     
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  19. Gil T Azell

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    Well it just shows how out of touch i am I had to Google sports direct mug to find out what the joke was. I thought it was about the mags.
     
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