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What about battery hens ?

 

I went to the bar and ordered a pint of Less. The barman asks, "What's Less?" I answered, "I don't really know but the doctor told me to start drinking it!"

 

I saw a sign on a friends door which read : "Beware of the budgie"
I said: `That won't scare off anybody "
" Oh, yes it will, " he said." It whistles for the rottweiler "

 

A Man went into a chemist shop.

"Have you anything for my spotty face ?" he asked.

"Ammonia cleaner" was the answer.

"Sorry" said the man, "I thought that you were the Pharmacist"

 

I once dated a dental hygienist . . . . she had the whitest teeth that I ever came across.

 

I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs . . . . the longest surname that I've ever seen !

 

I dated an English teacher for a few months, but it didn't work out . . . . she didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.

 

I once dated a girl that collected magazines . . . . we had to break up because she had too many issues.

 

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