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Off Topic Lads v 'Pede: truce?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, May 12, 2017.

  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    You must turn the other cheek brother HIAG.

    Lets say 6 Hail Marys in an act of contrition.
     
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  2. Where do you stand on masturbation, your Holiness?
     
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  3. @Bope Dinki IV

    You should start a thread called "The Confession Box" where sinners can go to confess their sins to you.

    I have plenty of sins to confess, Your Holiness.

    I know you will keep it all private.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    For the needy one......enjoy!

     
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  5. THE TRUCE IS DECLARED!
     
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  7. Bodinki

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    LOL

    Lasted 6 minutes!!
     
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  8. yossarian

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    <laugh> Classic Skiddy!
     
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  9. Shots have been fired.

    Mr Marks has broken the truce.

    No one will be surprised by this, of course. The clever thing for Mr Marks to have done would have been to abide by it, as no one would have been expecting that.

    Oh, well. The rest of us can continue, I suppose.

    Are you with me, brothers?
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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  11. Oh, dear, Mr Marks!
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm exercising my right to call HIAG a needy attention seeking ****tard.

    I only wish I'd been here 11 mins ago to post it. :)
     
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  13. Tobes

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    Did someone say ****?
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I was all on board until you said no Gates. I can't be a signator to the truce if no Gates allowed.

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  15. The Ginger Marks

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    You're on your own you desperate attention seeking uber twat.
     
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  16. Bodinki

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    His Holiness has ruled this doctrine an abysmal failure and has consigned it to the Fiery Abyss of Oblivion.
     
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  17. Libby

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    I heard that everyone on here was a ****?
     
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  18. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    I don't think anyone will agree to you calling the shots of when to call the truce and when not at all #bottler and crying to mummy and daddy of yours wont help much either I don't think....:emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    What is the punishment for such a flagrant disregard for the holy rules of the not606 jungle ?
     
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  20. Bodinki

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    His Holiness generally sits whilst masturbating, my child.

    Oh I put a comma in there by mistake. How silly of me!
     
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