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Match Day Thread Leeds Utd v Ipswich Town Match thread

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Sep 21, 2017.

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Scoreline: Leeds Utd V Ipswich Town

Poll closed Sep 23, 2017.

  1. 0-0

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%

  2. 1-1

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. 2-2 or higher

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Leeds by 1

    4 vote(s)
    21.1%

  5. Ipswich by 1

    2 vote(s)
    10.5%

  6. Leeds by 2

    10 vote(s)
    52.6%

  7. Ipswich by 2

    2 vote(s)
    10.5%

  8. Leeds by 3 or more

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%

  9. Ipswich by 3 or more

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%
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  1. wakeybreakyheart

    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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    This is going to be fun.
     
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  2. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <yikes>
     
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    Irishshako, Sep 22, 2017
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  3. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Tell her to leave the bag in the hotel. The searches are a bind into the ground especially as you will be late in given your appointment in the pub.
     
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    Chippy / Glory, Sep 22, 2017
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  4. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    I won't be going to the pub pre match Glory(shock horror) Do you still get searched even if you're going corporate?:huh:
     
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    Irishshako, Sep 22, 2017
  5. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    All bags get searched, and they never have enough staff to complete the task.

    Knowing bag searches get done a mate put a huge dildo in his girlfriends bag without her knowing.Sure enough it got pulled out and she was mortified. He is now single!!!
     
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  6. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> brilliant :grin:
     
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    Irishshako, Sep 22, 2017
  7. wakeybreakyheart

    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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    yeah so get them cans out of that bag or you will be evicted.
     
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  8. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>............lucozade bottles:grin: (with rum) :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Irishshako, Sep 22, 2017
  9. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    The lucozade would be snatched too if it had been opened!
    Only plausible thing I can think to say to stop it would be to say " I am diabetic and I need it incase my blood sugar drops".!
     
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  10. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    erm I covered that as you were typing.
     
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  11. wakeybreakyheart

    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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    they better not touch Farsleys flask or there will be trouble.
     
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    wakeybreakyheart, Sep 22, 2017
  12. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    I was thinking they better not touch his dildo
     
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    Chippy / Glory, Sep 22, 2017
  13. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    <cheers>I won't be taking any in Glory. So should be ok. When we went to the Wendies away game they opened the bottles and smelt them and still let us in with them.:)
     
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    Irishshako, Sep 22, 2017
  14. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    Just seen that<laugh>
     
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    Irishshako, Sep 22, 2017
  15. Leedsoflondon

    Leedsoflondon Well-Known Member

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    Isn't corporate all free????
     
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    Leedsoflondon, Sep 22, 2017
  16. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    There is corporate and there is corporate...
     
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    Chippy / Glory, Sep 22, 2017
  17. Leedsoflondon

    Leedsoflondon Well-Known Member

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    Ate you saying shaks can't qualify for "corporate" corporate <laugh>
     
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    Leedsoflondon, Sep 22, 2017
  18. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    No. But you seem to be thinking it?
    #****stirrer
    I am more concerned that this time i didnt qualify!
     
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    Chippy / Glory, Sep 22, 2017
  19. Leedsoflondon

    Leedsoflondon Well-Known Member

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    I'm not surprised you are if shaks qualifies, no disrespect to our Irish friend.
     
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    Leedsoflondon, Sep 22, 2017
  20. Eric Le Merde

    Eric Le Merde Well-Known Member

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    Ipswich are coming - lock up your animals !!!

    Massey_Ferguson_3085_pulling_a_bus_6.jpg
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Sep 23, 2017
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