Les Reed went to Europe To buy a Ford cortina Instead he bought a midfielder His name is Mario Lemina
That sounds like the sort of thing that needs to be done when 5-0 down at the Etihad in the pissing down rain for 30 minutes straight
Weren't Cortina's made in Dagenham? I hope Lemina has an engine as big as my old Mk IV - but I also hope he doesn't run out of juice quite as often. Times I had to push that thing to a garage, with my girlfriend sitting in the driver's seat. It was bloody heavy, too.
Copied with no shame (or accuracy) from Saintsweb Les Reed went to Europe To buy an Orangina Couldn't find the flavour So bought a Lem...ina* *Scanning issue.
Let's do a verse for every player in the team and just have one big song... Les Reed went to Scotland To buy a Vauxhall Corsa Instead he bought a keeper His name was Fraser Forster
doing business the right way! https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/aug/08/southampton-sign-mario-lemina-juventus
Good idea. RB next Les Reed wemt to Europe To buy a brand new boot Instead he bought a full back His name was Jeremy Pied.