Off Topic Libby needs help!

Q. Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?

A. In your wife.

 

"Accounts"...

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What a stupid question. Keep on topic Luv for goodness sake.

 

What’s your biggest weakness?

 

At the end they always ask.

Q. Do you have any questions for us?

A. So is it yes or no?

 

Maate you know how back in the day in school assembly you got into trouble for not singing?

Well I was told by a teacher to mime








Probably still better than haigy

 

Actually can we stop for a smoke break quick? I nicked a roll up off Kathy your receptionist but obviously didn't have much time.

As it's going so well though and I'm the last interview I'm sure you'll grant me this.

Thanks.

 

I prefer: would you like to see me pull my foreskin over a full £2 coin?

At least if you don’t get the job you’ve shown off one of your unique talents.

 

Missed this one so I'll answer it quick.

I'll take the hundred duck-sized horses if I can ring you boys up for a couple pairs of extra hands?

 

Comm would be proud.

 

In the bath. 5:30 is bath time.

Yep.... I am.

 

Ouch!

That’s a bit too close to the bone, mate.

That’s going to sting.

 

That does not look like a valid question.

 

Sorry, Tel.

As an employer, myself, I’d be keen that Libby presents a good impression to the general public. With that in mind, my question to Libby is...

“Do you often wear your wife’s knickers, or is that limited to special occasions?”

 

Mr Legacy

Which pill will you choose: The red pill or the blue pill ?

 

Or the neutral pill.

 

Mate, asking your lad to bring you up a packet of bourbons and a cuppa doesn't make you an 'employer'

 

Right I'm back from my smoke but don't wish to answer this mans questions.

Do the other interviewers have any issues with this?

 

Presuming the red one is Ecstasy and the blue one is Valium then definitely the blue one.

 

Stop wumming me.

I’m trying to go straight, and your silly comments are not helping, Pix.