Off Topic Libby needs help!

The correct answer was both. First the red pill then the blue pill about 15 hours later.

 

Mr Legacy, have you ever knocked one out in the bog at work?

 

I don't wum mate.

 

2 packets of Bourbons and a cuppa then.. happy?

 

He'll spot that trick question a mile off.

 

Only when I was homeless, I have morals.

 

Good question!

Well, Mr Legacy... have you?

And if not, why not?

 

Ask some interesting or funny questions of ya own ffs.

 

Mr Legacy.

If you send your lad to the corner shop to buy you two packets of bourbon biscuits, does this make you an employer or a lazy **** ?

 

Depends, the Ken Dodd cover issue of Comic Monthly was missing from the magazine rack in the reception lobby

 

Mr Legacy, how would you resolve a conflict with a colleague.. without telling them to "**** off back to their own board"?

 

I thought the “if not, why not?” addition was hilarious, and helped to extend the having-a-crafty-****-at-work theme in an amusing direction (mainly towards the work toilets).

 

I prefer 'efficient slave driver' personally.

It's always good to make the best of a bad situation.

 

I'm in a good mood so will begrudgingly give you that one.

 

Mr Legacy.

You are in a room which is on fire, and you are unable to walk. In the room with you is a Cheetah and a Tortoise who both offer to carry you on their back to safety.

If you choose the Tortoise, due to him being slow, you might both burn to death. However if you choose the Cheetah, he may decide to eat you and you die anyway.

What do you decide to do in this situation ?

 

Showing charity to those with limited intellect.

Well done Mr Legacy, these are qualities that will serve you well managing this Maltese owned sports fourm.

 

Ffs, Pix!

Be serious for a minute, yeah!!

 

I don't have conflicts, I'm nice to everybody.

 

The panel are disappointed with your response Mr Legacy.