Off Topic Libby needs help!

Mr Legacy, I'm sorry, but all that repressed anger may lead to a meltdown at some point, given the dangerous nature of this sewage management job, it with regret that I tell you we cannot hire you for this **** shoveling job despite your impressive Not606 resume

 

It's a lateral thinking question Secretary HIAG, you're not supposed to get it, you're only expected to make the tea.

 

What happened to that @Tel guy anyway?

I preferred his questions and reckon he would have given me the job, or at least be open to a bribe.

 

How many packets of Bourbons are we talking about here ?

 

Where did you come from anyway, you weren't in the room when this interview started and why are you wearing a tin foil hat?

Did you buy some crack off that guy in the street that was singing some Rod Stewart?

 

I followed the smell

 

I interviewed someone once, cos they would be working with me. I was terrible at it, and picked a thieving yank who stole laptops and put them on Ebay n eventually got sacked for shouting at one of the girls in the office

 

Recruitment is generally 50/50 in a lot of industries anyway.

 

Mr Legacy, do you know anything about American History x and can you enlighten us with any knowledge on the subject?

 

I see you have media studies as a qualification (throws application in bin) - Please see yourself out Mr Legacy

 

You always take the smallest ****ing thing and blow it out of proportion to turn it into an argument don't you.

Bore the **** off to the other thread you dullard.

 

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Wait till you see my response on the other thread

 

Snap

 

Stop wumming me.

Likening me to a menial secretary, complete with skirt, panties and bra (all no doubt craftily engineered to feed some kind of cross-dressing fantasy that you entertain for some kind of delicious yet depraved sexual excitement) is not helping me to go straight.

 

Mr Gadd, you're not the interviewee here.

When we need somebody to clean the bogs, we'll invite you to apply.

 

I hope my job isn't based in your office.

 

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That isn't me.

 

You can either work 9-5 mon to fri with 23 days off plus bank holidays a year, earning roughly 30k after tax

Or......

Once a year you will come to my office. You will lay on the floor and i’ll drop a massive MASSIVE **** in your mouth. You don’t have to swallow it Mr Legacy, but its going in your mouth.
After this i’ll give you 500k in a suitcase, and will not see you for another year, where the process will be repeated.

What is your choice?