I'm currently averaging a Like every 9.74 posts. Here are some random results - Aldo: 11.43 Dan: 8.67 Gambol: 23.99 Tina: 7.65 Monaco: 10.44 Interesting, eh?
Spin. My 23.99 is on far more posts than you. People like me. I want to be liked. Where are all my likes?
I can't spin the figures, G. You'll have to face the key fact: 23/24 of your posts are utter drivel. .
Actually these figures are easily explained. For example. Everybody likes Dan. He is the not606 equivalent of spag bol. Therefor, Dan gets an inordinate amount of likes because he's such a nice guy. Gambol likes every post Tina makes due to his epic attempt to bed the minging auld cow. Monaco gets the fenian vote and is also prone to the pity vote because he has been landed with a coloured child through no fault of his own. Nae **** likes me but fortunately enough I have a fair amount of disposable income which allows me to pay various members to hit that like button. It's a wee boost for my ravaged self esteem. Ponders gets a lot of likes because he runs the quiz. There is no depths that Dev will sink too to be pm'd the answers just to make him look good. Gambol....he's just a ****.
If you cut out the puns and the Max miller inspired jokes it would be 1.5 - and you'd only have about 8 posts