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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 11, 2019.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    You heard it here first.
    Bruce’s first signing will be Carroll.
    Nailed.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 11, 2019
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Al ways injured ffs.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 11, 2019
  3. Kryptonite

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    This bag of sh*te is always injured and he'll still expect big wages even though he's barely a footballer anymore. Waste of money.
     
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    Kryptonite, Jul 11, 2019
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  4. Ben 10

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    Na, it'll be Ahmed El Mohamady or Alex Bruce
     
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    Ben 10, Jul 11, 2019
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  5. Santaseyebrow

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    Highlights how **** bruce is
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 11, 2019
  6. Ghostinthehouse

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    Best WUM by a country mile.
     
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  7. YAJERK

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    Messi and Carroll will be a bit of an unusual partnership... Unless Andy is going to be our new (giant) mascot?

    Oh what's that, he would be our number one striker? Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    Also, the ginger mackem will be guaranteed games under Bruce
     
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  9. Ghostinthehouse

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    Have we bought another ginger on the sly.
     
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  10. Ben 10

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    I think 1 is more than enough, don't you?
     
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  11. Ghostinthehouse

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    As much as i adore Shola, he only had one job to do, and that was to rid the club of gingers.
    It hurts to say it, but he's failed miserably.
     
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  12. missingno

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    It won’t even be Andy. It’ll be flipping Roy.
     
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    missingno, Jul 11, 2019
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  13. Seabass

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    Yeah De Bruyne
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Andy Carroll sale is arguably one of our better decisions. We'd be trying to flog him now for cheap.
     
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  15. cronemeister

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    Nope, it's obviously gonna be Cattermole.
     
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    cronemeister, Jul 12, 2019
  16. Hugh Briss

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    I'm not upset by Carroll arriving.
    He's a free transfer and we sold him for £35m.
    The number 9 shirt is too big for Gayle.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jul 12, 2019
  17. Mick O'Toon

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    He could get a medium sized one.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 12, 2019
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  18. Delusional Full Stop

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    <laugh>

    Still too big.
     
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  19. Prince Isak (GG)

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    If he could stay fit. And in the right system. He probably would do ok as an option for us.
     
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  20. Santaseyebrow

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    Id rather keep joselu
     
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