Men ‘relieving’ themselves in public

On the first occasion he was in the car & was disgusted. On the second occasion Peter was who I was visiting, he is my 88 year old dad

 

He said, "WTF have you done, driving to Byker when your dad lives in Sunderland, I said you should let me drive."

 

Cheap & nasty

 

There is something quite liberating about urinating al fresco but basic manners and decorum dictate that you're as discreet as possible about it. So, unfortunately for you it appears that you've had the bad luck to encounter two gentlemen who aren't truly gentlemen.

 

I would never piss if I thought I would be seen, ok I've got a tiny cock lol but seriously It's a matter of common decency. I would never consider it ok to whip out my old fella if I thought I would be seen. It is this attitude to pissing anywhere that leads to drunk ****ers pissing in shop doorways and stinking out town centres.

If you get caught doing it in Spain the old bill will knock your head off, I know a local Brit couple who were walking up from Puerto De La Duquesa to Duquesa Village and the coppers thought they had stopped so the man could have a slash so they confronted him. The man, our friend, didn't take kindly to the accusation so one of the coppers give him a backhander. Pissing in public is not tolerated and neither should it be.

 

Thank you. I accept it happens but in my mind what you described was a given. I was curious as to how/why that had changed or, as you say, if I was just unlucky.

 

Funnily enough, I was going to mention that attitudes to it are different on the continent. I was slightly bemused by the urinal I encountered outside a pub near the football ground in Brugge. This was essentially a square pillar with shallow bowls on each face. It was positioned next to the pavement and it was clearly obvious to any passerby or casual observer what you were doing when using it. No one batted an eyelid.
This is just one of the stories from my forthcoming book "Interesting pisses I've had in continental Europe". Other highlights include 'weeing in the dark in a Bulgarian speakeasy' and 'negotiating with foreign football hooligans while standing at a urinal'

 

Ok, I’m not advocating for such extreme measures, but, I agree with your point. If discreet, I couldn’t care, but there’s a time & a place

 

I would say that attitudes are very different in Southern Europe from what I've seen. Public toilets in Malaga for instance are sort of open plan and I found that very uncomfortable because I was used to a bit more privacy, but pissing outdoors is very much frowned upon. In the UK the Filth will usually just tell you to move on but in Spain they will kick the **** out of you. It is simply not tolerated, it's a macho thing. Don't get your knob out in front of my missus.

 

I’m not bothered by knowing what you’re doing, I would however prefer not to see it in your hand lol
I look forward to the book

 

Give it up

 

It was a bit of fun ffs

Lighten up man, you only ever seem to come on here to whine about summat ...

... so someone was caught short, big deal.

 

Thanks for that, if that’s what is fun for you then your life is obviously more difficult than mine, you have my sympathy.
Wasn’t aware I was ‘whining’, simply asking a question.

 

You may think you’re being funny, but you’ve just come across as an a**e.
I had no problem with you, not sure why you have a problem with me.
Take your s**t elsewhere
If you didn’t like what I posted, or me, it’s pretty easy to ignore

 

So by your reckoning only people who agree with your point, whatever it was, should respond.

I don't agree and, as this is an open forum, feel free to say so ...

... if you can't accept that perhaps you shouldn't be posting.

You're the one who's resorted to bad language and personal insults which says more about you than I could ...

... you expect respect but don't seem capable of giving it.

Shame ....

 

I didn’t make a point, I asked a question.
If you need help understanding the difference I’m happy to help

 

Have to say, if I’m out running, I will go in the closest quiet spot. Fields, trees, bushes etc etc! Always where I have visibility in directions where people may come from though!!

 

And I gave you an answer which obviously wasn't the one you wanted ...

... you're making a big deal out of nothing.

Sorry if that's not acceptable.

 

And ther have been some strange ones!!!