Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

I am going to give a calm and measured response.













**** off

 

Your restraint was admirable

 

You've just described Arsenal Fan TV.

 

My description fitted Spurs to a T

 

Nope. It's literally Arsenal Fan TV's M.O.

Everyone's World Class and you're going to win the Champions League because you beat Ludogrets.
Lose to Stoke or someone next week and it's all Wenger Out and selling Ozil, cos he's a lazy, bug-eyed twat.
One week every player's being called by their first name and the next they're a useless waste of space.

Sorry blud, but you're talking about your own side, fam.

 

The lowest point for Arsenal fans was when they thought Wenger had invented a new, super brand of football with players who were on a different level to anything previously seen. They gave them camp nicknames like TH14 and PV4.

 

Thierry Henry was on a different level to anything previously seen.

 

How so?

 

He ran fast and scored, something else Wenger allegedly invented.

 

Shearer didn't run fast and played for worse teams but he also scored a ****load of goals. I definitely saw that happen.

 

Record scorer for Arsenal and all round player, provider and scorer. We'd not had a player like that at Arsenal in a long time.

 

The rest of us didn't have to buy into the misguided belief that he was the new messiah.

No offence but there was an element of the Arsenal fan base at the time who needed a very hard slap. That guy on Arsenal TV who looks like something the club shop has shat out was definitely one of them.

 

Don't worry folks, Hiag has pm'd me and told me he's having a business meeting with Martin Jol & Lord Sugar on his private jet in Columbia. He couldn't say too much but they've come across an exciting 5 year old who Poncetto is eager to sign immediately.

 

There's been shed loads of players we have seen score shed loads of goals, even thugs like Shearer but Henry was and still is the most complete striker in the premier era.....and I hate the **** because he put us to the sword too many times.

Thats why God sent us Drogba.

 

For a Spud you do seem to spend a lot of time watching Arsenal Fan TV, why watch something about your rival ?


I don't watch it as it's ****e.

Do you get me, fam

 

Pissed & bored on the Costas.

 

He was a very good player, he wasn't quite the player the Gooners claimed he was. He was also certain to decline dramatically once his pace had gone, which was exactly what happened. Other players managed the aging process better as they adapted their style of play.

 

Henry was probably the most appealing footballer the premier league has seen. He had it all, skill, guile, pace, goals, assists. There was very little he couldn't do.
He deserves all the plaudits he got. As for TY, he's a twat. All clubs have them.

 

You're on here talking about your rival endlessly, blud. Look at your sig, fam.
You're more interested in us than you are in your own team.

Arsenal BludFam TV is just a source of amusement, as everyone likes to laugh at your ridiculous fans being utter morons.
Which one are you, by the way?

 

All of Hiag's cheerleaders are out and about today, but no sign of Malcom.
Is he inconsolable about losing to Chelsea or on a scouting trip for Ajax