Mitro for the exit

Mitro doesn't drink rose!

I've read that Mitro only drinks the blood of an Ox but only after the Ox has consumed 20 gallons of Stella and 5 litres of absinth

 

Waitrose - thought it was Tesco???

 

Mitro was drinking diesel on New Years Eve. He was all revved up for the Blackburn game.

 

Your all wrong. Mitro does not drink at all. He absorbs fluids through his skin from the atmosphere. The rose was clearly to entice hells angel bikers to his humble abode so he could eat their faces and shout "Clarice" for no reason known to him other than demons told him to do so.....

 

Not Waitrose, he said Tescos!!!! Can you not read?

 

Just seen Rafa's interview where he was asked if there was anythIng in Mitro's abscence.... Rafa just started bigging up Murphy.

Clearly summat afoot.

 

Damn. Note to self, read ALL of thread before trying to be clever.

 

If he getting rid because he doesn't like him then that is one massive mistake. Mitro is 50 times the player that Murphy is.

 

It's a no brainer, that. However, if someone is sat there with a cheque for £15m+ for Mitrovic, and we're on course for promotion having played him for 5 minutes, perhaps there is sense in it?

Mitro is, sadly, a terrible finisher. I love the thought of Mitrovic, but the reality of him falls well short. He's not a £15m striker. Solomon Rondon, for example, went to West Brom for £12m and looks a far better player all round.

I think we'll see Callum Wilson or similar in, but not til Mitrovic is gone. I'd personally rather sell Perez, but either way we have a lot of sub-standard players. Mitro's one of 'em.

 

wtf - why on earth would he step down a division when half the Premiership would have him in their first team? I don't see it happening myself.

 

Yeah I thought that must have been a joke.

 

I thoroughly enjoyed watching you make a fool of yourself.

PS I'd still like to win a headline game however

 

I'm not sure what this is based on. Mitro is by no means a superstar. I do however think he would score a lot of goals at this level given a run, and we definitely need the more physical option when we have only Gayle.

I'd be more questioning why teams would be willing to pay 15m? Perhaps they have seen he can be useful if used correctly. I can certainly see an argument for him to be used more like Costa (not that he is that kind of level but we don't need him to be) but of course you need the right personnel and Rafa to show some flexibility. If that isn't going to happen you have to let him go for the sake of his career. Its a massive error for me and I don't think he is sub standard myself.

If I was PL team I'd snap him up - if i was going to play a certain way. He needs flooded with pace around him.

 

I heard that Mitro is being sold to the mackems and will have to take his choreographer with him as part of the deal.

 

I can't either. But we have been linked with him.

 

Don't worry Fat Boy I have already instructed my lawyers to look into Court action against you for using my name. Be ready to have less pies because you can't afford them!!!

 

But I haven't used your name, Mitro's Choreographer.

 

I was told today that we are getting £15 million for Mitrovic, lad who told me is a Sunderland fan, think it's more likely to be to somewhere like Crystal Palace.

 

Ran this poll on twitter...

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I think I'm in the minority of Newcastle fans who thinks swapping Mitro for Wilson would be a great piece of business. That's if Wilson was available of course, Hogan reminds me of a Jordan Rhodes half a season in the Champ sort of replacement.