Mon and Big C's Meet Up

Or should that be "meat" hahahaha. You guise!

Any questions you would like me to ask his bird? Just leave them below.

As a bonus, there will be lots of pics, maybe of her too

 

ER, don't worry, I already know your question. And yes maybe she would like to see it.

 

This is all a bit too camp, even for me.

 

^^^^poof

 

^^^^^ manbags at dawn

 

How was your holiday?

 

I attempted to meet up for drinks in Dubai with Jiffy , he bottled it.

I met up with Toby and we got on like a house on fire , then Brexit happened now he hates me .
I also met up with a Norwich fan for a few games , Man city was the last.

He won't answer my pms anymore probably left the forum.

 

The usual.

Relaxing. Reading. Drinking. Swimming with naked sharks.

But this time I got swimmers ear. Am deaf as a post.

What?

 

I met Fernando Macho and I go bowling with Trev and Baz every week. I shall meet Big C in a couple of weeks. I also phone every ****.

 

What?

 

Did you make up the term, "swimmer's ear"?

 

What?

 

Not aimed at you, buddy.

 

What?

 

I'm currently chatting with smug on the Sunderland board.
And he has arms like your legs and a normal shaped cranium

 

He sounds like a weirdo


@Smug in Boots to confirm

 

Saw a fella with a Oxo like nut in Nice,no eye contact and kept walking.

 

I saw you. Prick.

 

BTW Tour De France starting in Nice next year unfortunately a week too early for me, have you still got ties there?

 

Wait, he's in Nice now?