I just ate the prawn cocktail that'll probably put me off prawn cocktails for life. I knew £1 was too good to be true.
bein a woman must be gash!!! cant stand up to piss periods child birth Bein a bloke is mint Stand up to piss (anywhere) no periods no child birth scratchin ya nuts (anywhere) All good stuff!!! I want trampoline though.....i wouldnt really bum him
The fact that a flash of our top half sends most blokes like putty into our hands… periods mean you can have children, being able to give birth to children gives us a bond you ****s will never have and please, I want to be abit more cultured than being able to stand up to have a piss.
she means that too Juddles… I like being a woman The power is brilliant. --------------------------------------------------- **** off You've no power over me, and you know it
there is nothing more cutlured than scratching your nuts wherever and whenever - got to a musuem...scratch your nuts..the hight of culture
Really do I not… Do I have to bring out the big guns…not just the texts but the sneaky little cards and presents you’ve got me? Shall I do a detailed description and why you got me them… Also shall we talk about your reaction if you see me topless or pantsless… cos I could go on a while here…