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My Imaginary English League

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    Could you provide a list of all the players that have been sent to prison over the years and the offences they comitted? I heard that the East Engine locomotives Captain was sent down for gross indecency in 1960 after being caught importuning in a public lavatory whilst celebrating their league title win.
     
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    We are 'Castle
    The Fortress is our home
    We'll are all family
    We'll never stand alone!
     
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    whats a mon?
     
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    **** yer Old Harleyburians!
     
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    *Committed
     
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    Come on .. Mon - pronounced moan
     
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    Mon upto Coocaddens and I'll show ye hunny bunny :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Has there ever been an incident in your league where a man wanted a manager's job so badly that he tooke the existing manager out on a boat trip and threw him overboard?
     
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    Coocaddens = popular buggery hangout in Glasgow . Some forced, some wanted.
     
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    In 1906, James Town Forest had 7 players banned, for having intercourse with a pig, Captain CaMoron was give a 10 match ban and was banned from being near a pig for life. Goalkeeper Sturgeon was finned 7 and 6p for looking like a pig.
     
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    You keep your twiglet in your pants or give it to pud <ok>
     
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    *Took.

    You had a minor stroke Dan?
     
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    Yaaaasssssss

    European Cup Winners Cup

    English teams have won 7

    The winning teams were Glaspool United twice, Queenham Victorians FC, Stagington, Eastonburgh Scottish, Deenham, Edwardcastle Fortress, and Eastonburgh Welsh


    Fairs Cities / UEFA Cup / Europa League Winners

    English teams have won 9 times

    Deenham four times, Edwardcastle Fortress twice, Stagington, New India, Coalport Cymr
     
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    I'm a taker buddy, not a giver.


    Sluuuuurp
     
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    You know your stuff Pud. I'll give you that.
     
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    Where is Dipperton Athletic, they won the "where you bin" cup in 1899
     
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    Pud is the Stato of the imaginary league.

    Yaaaaaassssasss. :emoticon-0169-dance
     
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    gr8 op !

    im with @DevAdvocate were id luv 2 c sum strips 4 these team if its not to much hassle.

    ive already feel a strong bond with glaspool 4 sum reason lmao !
     
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