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Neighbours, mine are ****s.

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  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Discuss. My son got abuse from one of mine tonight. She didn't see me getting out of my car as she got stuck in.

    I told him to walk away, good parenting?

    I think so.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Had problems with a neighbour years ago, I'd still give him a kicking if he even looked at me funny to this day.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    A good parent would've shown him that 2 vs 1 is good odds
     
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  4. Tobes

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    Yes, you don’t need neighbour wars, never ends well.
     
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  5. Libby

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    Depends what they gave him abuse for?
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    She reckons he was staring at her and he called her a fat ****. She's a fat ****.
     
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  7. brb

    brb C#dim7

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    It's Friday mate.....have a few beers and think on it....then about midnight hold a rave. <laugh>
     
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    Libby 9-0

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    <laugh>

    Dogshit through the letterbox I reckon.
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Her husband is a big numb fuk.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Last time I had a mild encounter with a neighbour he died six months later of a brain tumor. **** deserved it. He made **** up and got the police involved.
     
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    brb C#dim7

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    So we're all round to Schelm's gaff tonight then <laugh>
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    200.gif
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    @Tel
    You gotta have a rant about the ****s you share your manc street with?
     
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    Nice.
     
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    brb C#dim7

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    oh mate! <laugh>
     
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    brb C#dim7

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    Schlem later, once the party gets going....

    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    To the left is a ****. But she's a quiet ****. We've had our issues with her fuk off piano playing **** and that.. But hey. She's not @Tobes
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I used to be able to sunbathe in the nood in my back garden. As both sides are flanked by 10ft granite walls and it was only overlooked by one window from a house that used to be a holiday let, so nobody was ever home during the day.

    That house was sold to a couple of lesbians a few years ago and I haven't dared expose my tackle to the sunshine since for fear of them freaking out. But seeing as they are Lesbos, that shouldn't matter right ?
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Shove your cock up your arse. Job done.
     
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