Newcastle are staying up!

Newcastle are Staying up!!!! Look
Crystal Palace – Current: 34 Points
Norwich H – L
Everton A – L
Arsenal A – L
Man U A - L
Newcastle A – L
Stoke H – D
Southampton A – L
Final 35 points

Norwich - Current: 31 points
Crystal Palace – W
Sunderland – W
Arsenal – L
Man U – L
Watford – D
Everton – L
Final 38 points

Sunderland – Current 27 Points
Leicester – L
Norwich – L
Arsenal – L
Stoke – D
Chelsea – L
Everton – D
Watford – L
Final – 29 points
Newcastle – Current 25 points

Southampton – D
Swansea – W
Man City – L
Liverpool – D
Crystal Palace – W
Aston Villa – W
Spurs – L

Final points 36

Final Positions

16 – Norwich – 38 pts
17 – Newcastle – 36 pts
18 – Crystal palace – 34 pts
19 – Sunderland - 29pts
20 – Aston Villa – Who cares??

BOOOOOOM WE ARE STAYING UP I SAID WE ARE STAYING UP!!!!

 

Love the optimism. Have a few questions about the realism, but love the optimism.

 

It is optimistic, but thats not impossible. We dont even need the extra draw, we just need one against either lpool or Southampton based on those results. We can beat Swansea, palace and Villa and we can snatch a draw.

Hopefully palace continue doing what they do and losing! 14 Games in the prem without a win!!! and Sunderland have minimal chance with those fixtures, We just need Norwich to do us a right favour! They do owe us after that 3rd goal on Sat

 

I think he's being pessimistic, We've been thumped of Citeh for years now so we are owed one against them. Spuds will be broken after missing out on the title and crumble to a 7-2 defeat on the final day. I'd question the two draws as well to be honest. Mitro's on fire and will score 5 vs saints and liverpool will have a bout of food poisoning on the day and Klopp will have to get his boots on but being a nutter he'll bang in three oggys and celebrate by jumping into the toons fans section.

 

So you are staying up if Palace only manage to pick up one more point.
Its the hope that kills........

 

Thank you...

This should get me through the week, I won't start to think how silly it is, but thank you

 

correct me if I'm wrong here but if our and everyone else's results stay the same as above bar Palace vs Norwich - we finish above Norwich, If they draw we finish above both depending on GD???

God damn TMS got me believing all of a sudden.

 

No you are not.

Derby in the championship.



How **** is that?

 

if palace had there wingers oot injured ..i could see them sweating big style as . for us . cannot see it happening marra

 

I think your assessment of the mackems is wildly optimistic - they have fight. They will pick up some points.

I think your assessment of ourselves is even more optimistic - bordering on insane

Palace is fairly optimistic, Pardew always did enough when here and he has a better squad there.

Norwich - yeah I think that is ok but I think it might be a case of after the lord mayors show against Palace and Blunderland. I could see them losing both.

 

Ha

Zero points

 

What makes you think Man City and Spurs will be good enough to beat Newcastle ?

 

You do realise if we draw at Southampton this weekend you will be our new messiah

 

Your prediction of Palace might actually be accurate, Sunderland going on a losing streak and us actually managing to get any points are the major question marks.

Gotta admire your enthusiasm though! I lost any of that months ago.

 

Pardew Relegates Newcastle
Toon_Man_Sam1, Monday at 11:53 AM

 

Dont confuse them man.

Up and down faster than cheryl tweedys keks some of this lot.

 

Lol I am a bit bipolar!

And Cammachio, you mackems are going down faster than your mum when I put cheese on my nob and tell her its a chip!

 

You actually think that Newcastle will beat anyone?

 

Sunderland will finish above C Pal, Norwich , Newcastle and stop up ! we are the experts at doing it, we have the best team out of all them man, bring it on.

 

I hope you do in a way. So next season when we are storming the Championship I can get involved in some cross-board Wumming of the highest order, as you inevitably get relegated.