Match Day Thread Newcastle vs villa

There definitely is a footballer in there. Like others have said, he does a lot well and I can't imagine any defender enjoys playing against him.

There's always glimpses (particularly when he plays with Wilson) but he just needs to back himself. If he through on goal, just hit it. Be a bit more selfish.

 

The next most important games are Brighton and Fulhams this weekend.. Hopefully both lose

 

Give Carroll a start central, move Joe left, Murphy right. We were robbed there. Ffs sub with 3 mins to go.
Bruce out.

 

save yer self for the Cheesey Pizza Toppin Cup
with yer cheesey chips

 

...and blue pop

 

Which no doubt you will all be watching. Its nice to have something to look forward to going forward though. Remember when you lot had things to look forward to? Now your just stuck in a league you cannot compete in under a owner and manager you despise

Still there is always that takover

Chortle.

 

You do realise the “gravy stained” crack was from the 70’s? Come back when you’ve got something original.

 

Gives us a chance providing results go our way this weekend but we've got to get a win vs Brighton...

 

Sorry. I will mention six fingers instead. The absolute top draw banter that is

 

Carlsberg don't do irony, but if they did..........

 

Go and get ****ed you sad ****

 

I would love to reply but the Mods are delicate little flowers and once a few home truths get dished out they start banning people

Bless

 

Oh, like calling folk spastics? You defend his banning?

 

Is this like the six finger banter?

 

I am often proven wrong, but not usually this quickly

I do apologise. We will try and learn from your mods and ban less people from now on

 

I dont have any mods mate

 

You do, whether you like it or not

 

Do i? cheers for letting me know. I better declare them on the census

 

I can’t be bothered with your **** crack. There’s some decent Sunderland lads who give out a good bit of banter, but you fall well short of that category. Go and prepare for your **** cup final.

 

And you keep talking about spastics. Very odd. Our cup final like yours is when we play each other. It usually ends well