The Scottish Financial Minister has been caught red-handed sending hundreds of texts to a 16-year-old boy. He takes full responsibility for it. In the same way as I take full responsibility for scratching my nose.
Isn't it against your allotment lease to scratch your nose? I am sure there is some Health and Safety rule against this?
Every non-footballing thread somehow morphs into a B****t thread. There has to be a place for non-football non-Elfs non B****t bollox.
BBC News online this morning; The Duke of York has asked to defer an honorary Navy promotion he was due to receive when he turned 60, Buckingham Palace has said. Prince Andrew was set to be promoted to Admiral on 19 February, in line with a policy that sees senior royals treated as serving military members. But the palace said he had asked the Ministry of Defence to defer it until a time when he returns to public duty. The Duke of York retired from the Navy in 2001, but it is a tradition that senior members of the royal family continue to receive military promotions as they get older. We laugh sometimes at the pompous military posturing in Banana republics. But what other grown up country in the world automatically promotes a privileged twat to the rank of Admiral because it's his birthday? Lock up your daugters! Admiral Andy is heaving to with his able seamen. Yo ho ho me hearties Town Halls up ad down the land should follow the example of one of the Carry On movies (can't remember which one) and hoist a pair of big knickers up their flag poles to celebrate his birthday.
@Beware of the Virus I am told that player’s training at Sparrows Lane had to be cancelled yesterday, after the Dog Walker @AllHellLetLoose turned up
A member on this Forum does indeed wear shorts... need I remind you that it is not me.... but you will be meeting him tomorrow so perhaps you can pull his bragger
Who would have thought this industry even existed https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/06/boss-sex-doll-firm-reveals-cleaned-rentals-12194127/
When Dear Elfy rents a doll from them it's much easier for them to clean... they just have to wash the ankles
@AllHellLetLoose Even though it looks a warm day at Sparrows Lane, it doesn’t appear that the Gods have been generous to you “down below”
The demand for inflatable partners is an old one. 50 years ago Sir Cliff Richard sang in praise of his "Living Doll". There was a thriving black market for them, so he had to "Lock her up in a trunk so no big hunk could steal her".
I am told that Prince Andrew has been spreading his Semen about a bit too much, especially with under age girls.