It is all quite plainly nonsense, I haven't complained about the weather since at least this morning, whilst muttering about chipping ice off my windscreen! Bah!
I'm also keen on real newspaper headlines 'Pope Dies Again' 'Book Lack in Ongar' 'Chip shop Owner Battered Man' And the immortal 'Eighth Army Push Bottles Up Germans'
BOOZA GAZZA THROWZA WOBBLA is the greatest headline I've ever seen. He basically threw a glass of port over a journalist on a flight before Euro '96 and the Sun decided to use a front page headline that contained no actual real words to describe it.